I figured for Halloween I would interview the ghost in my house. Some of you are sensitive to spirits and will be able to read the interview. Some of you will not be able to see it at first, and may need a little guidance to reveal the conversation. Even if you can't read the interview, you can still laugh at my costume pics. Yes, I showed up to work dressed like this today. I know, I'm awesome. :P
Interview
Friday October 30, 2009. 3:15AM
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/0: This is Divided by Zero, I'm currently in my house using a tape recorder to capture EVP recordings of the ghost haunting my house. I'll start with a greeting to see if he's around. Hello? Is anybody there?
Disembodied voice:
Of course I'm here, numbnuts, I'm ALWAYS here. I've been haunting this place since before you were born./0: I think I heard something. When I play back the tape I'll raise the volume so I can understand it. Okay, now that I think he's here it's time for a few questions. Why are you haunting my house?
Disembodied voice:
Why did you move into a haunted house? You knew it was haunted, but noooooooo, you just had to move in anyway./0: Are you in distress?
Disembodied voice:
Of course I'm "distressed". I'm dead. I don't know how much more distressed you can get than dead. The living ask a lot of dumb questions./0: Do you like it here?
Disembodied voice:
This place is boooring. All you do is play video games and watch The Biggest Loser. Worst. Haunt. Ever. If I could leave this place I'd be in Hugh Hefner's mansion by now./0: Why do you try to scare me?
Disembodied voice:
Duh, it's funny. You jump at your own shadow half the time. It's just too easy. All I have to do is make a sound and you're up half the night in freakout mode. It's better than cable tv, which you should also get and leave on for me during the day, while we're on the subject.
/0: Do you have any family?
Disembodied voice:
What, like a ghost daddy and a ghost doggie that follow me around? What kind of question is that? NEXT./0: Can you do something to prove you're here.
Disembodied voice.
I could, but then you'd freak out and keep me up the rest of the night with your silly questions. I'm just going to keep quiet and hope you go away./0: Hmmm. Nothing happened. Oh well, I guess he's not here. I'll just go to bed now.
Disembodied voice:
Sucker.[END RECORDING]
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Here's my work costume... OFFICE NINJA. True story. One of my many nicknames at work is "office ninja" because I sneak up on people all the time to ask dumb questions or to just startle folks. I decided it would be an easy (AND CHEAP!) costume since I already had nearly everything I needed. I only had to buy a pair of black socks to cut up for arm sleeves. So I only spent about $3 out-of-pocket for this.
My paper shuriken will destroy you.
PAPER JAM MY ASS!!! HI-YAH!!!
